Lyrics: Being Happy Doesn't Make You Stupid

Like Black Bolt with a cob on
You sit there in a sulk
While everybody else is down the pub
You night think your time's spent better
Doing "research" in your room
But you are not Mr Fantastic, you're Doctor Doom

So Victor, just for you
Here's a Universal Truth:

Being happy doesn't make you stupid
Being clever shouldn't make you sad
Having fun will never turn you daft

Do you believe sarcastic sneering is
The best way to react
To a rotten world only you understand?
If the planet's all that awful
Then don't you think you should
Try and use your mighty intellect for good?

It doesn't take a Cosmic Cube
To see that what I say is true

Being happy doesn't make you stupid
Being clever shouldn't make you sad
Having fun will never turn you daft

We spend all our lives trapped inside
A prison made of bone
The sound of laughter means we're not alone
We're not alone
We're not alone
Don't be alone - You're not alone

Let this epiphany begin
Your brand new Secret Origin

Being happy doesn't make you stupid
Being clever shouldn't make you sad
Having fun will never turn you daft

Put this message in a bottle
Send that bottle back through time
I know someone who could use this advice...

Hey there Emo Boy - give us all a smile
Hey there Emo Boy - give us all a smile
Hey there Emo Boy - give us all a smile
Hey there Emo Boy - give us all a smile