Lyrics: Dinky Doo

I wanted to sing you a little song
To tell you how much I love you
To share with you and the whole wide world
Why I gave up Michael Stipe for you

You're one of the most important punks in the country
Yet you listen to Radio 2
Your favourite film is The Sound Of Music
And you love the bloke who says "Dinky Doo"

Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo

So now Mr Tim we are wed
We can parentally legally share a bed
But it doesn't mean I suddenly won't mind you picking your feet
I'll never ever ever ever find that endearing or sweet

Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo

All your memories of things in detail
Your maps and books of the road
Billy Bryson and motorways, power stations
Football and your fear of frogs and toads

Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo

You like to go up mountains, I prefer to look at them
But we both love to cook
I've got an unbaked carrot cake
And you've got your unstarted book

Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo
Dinky doo doo

But remember the truth is I love you
And today we both showed the world
So goodbye Michael Stipe I don't need you
I've got my Tim to have and to hold

Bye bye Michael Stipe
Bye bye Michael Stipe
Bye bye Michael Stipe
I've got my Tim to have and to hold