Lyrics: Dinosaur Planet

Who are we to say
That the Dinosaurs didn't conquer space?
They were around on the planet a thousand times
As long as the human race
Maybe the meteorite destroyed
All the evidence that existed
Of the civilisation that fled the earth
In dinosaur spaceships

Is there a dinosaur planet round some distant shining star?
Is that where all the dinosaurs are?
On a dinosaur planet, in the stars

Does a stegosaurus teacher
Teach at Diplodocus school
Where Velociraptor children
Think two brains don't make him cool
Do Iguanodons give thumbs up
To Tyrannosaurus mates
Who need Pterodactyl waitresses
To help them reach the food on their plates

Is there a dinosaur planet round some distant shining star?
Is that where all the dinosaurs are?
On a dinosaur planet, in the stars

What if dinosaur explorers
Made another voyage back
In another giant spaceship
To check up on their old gaff
What would happen if their scans revealed
The damaging facts
About the mess we'd made of their old place
They might be moved to ask
How'd you destroy so much of it
In such a little time?
We'd say it was easy, guv
We didn't even have to try

Because their dinosaur planet's not some distant shining star
The dinosaurs' planet's where we are
This is the Dinosaur planet, la de da

Now we've got new lizard leaders
Since they've taken back the earth
The environment's improving
Lfe expectancy is worse
And we salute our Sauron Overlords
They know what they're about
They say the world will be much nicer
Once they've wiped the humans out

Because the dinosaur planet is no distant shining star
No, the dinosaur planet's where we are
Dinosaur planet, la de da