Lyrics: Do The Indie Kid

At the height of Britpop
I found myself in France
I went to an Indie Disco
Therein to dance
The French were enthusiastic
They served the beer in pints
But they partied like it was
1959

They frugged and strutted like
Un Jardin du Poulet
I said Regardez
Acoutez, Repetez

Hands behind your back
Bounce your hips
Move your feet around
And do the Indie Kid


At weddings that I go to
The first hour of the DJ's set
Is when he plays the songs that
The groom requests
At Mileage's reception
There was a small dancing hardcore
Of old schoolfriends, until
My parents took to the floor

They started twisting to The Pixies
I could have cried
I said Mother, if you must,
Please do it right

Hands behind your back
Bounce your hips
Move your feet around
And do the Indie Kid


I read a web discussion
About LINUX on PCs
And spent the next 500
Years asleep
When I woke the world had altered
Especially for The Kids
In that the radio
Played things like this:

(AVANT JAZZ FREAKOUT)

They leapt around like
Hippies on a Motorway
They needed someone to
Show them the way
So i said "HEY!"

Hands behind your back
Bounce your hips
Move your feet around
And do the Indie Kid