Lyrics: Friday Night In

You say you've got a problem
Baby so have I
People will persist in ringing me on Friday night
You say you've got a secret
Don't tell it to me
I just want to sit in on my own and watch TV

Saturday is drinking night, Sunday down the quiz
Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday I'm out on the piss
But if you want to make arrangements
To come and see me
Please don't bother clearing Friday in your diary

If you ask me I'll say no
It's as simple as that
Cos at the end of the working week I'm staying in the flat

Saturday is drinking night, Sunday down the quiz
Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday I'm out on the piss
All I want's some time alone
Is that too much to ask?
I may be groovy company,but hey cut me some slack

Friday night's my night inside
But any other time
Give me a shout, I've not been out
Since 1989.

Saturday is drinking night, Sunday down the quiz
Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday I'm out on the piss