Lyrics: Good Luck In Your New Job

It's a new job that you're starting today
And it'll be OK if you'll just bear in mind
A few pointers from me

Try to find out how the dress code works
Don't wear a Hawaiin Shirt and find out the whole company's in mourning
For the Director and his daughter
Who drowned last week off Oahu
In your new job that you're starting today

And remember to take a packed lunch
In case they eat where they sit and then nip to the pub
It won't be good if you collapse across your table
In a Hypo-Glycaemic coma
In your new job that you're starting today

Let's whistle while we work!

Before you launch into a monologue too lengthy
It's best to test the tone of conversation
If all they ever talk about is football and the telly
They might not want to hear about your prostate operations

And remember not to worry too much
Just relax and I'm sure you probably won't mess it up
Really badly and have to resign on your first day

In your new job that you're starting today
That your starting today
Good luck starting today